A Cup Of Tea

One day my mother was out, and my dad was in charge of me. I was maybe 2 1/2 years old.Someone had given me a little ‘tea set’ as a gift, and it was one of my favorite toys. 


Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I brought him a little cup of ‘tea’, which was just water.  After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my mom came home.  My dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea, because it was ‘just the cutest thing!’  

Mom waited, and sure enough, here I came down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy; and she watched him drink it up.

Then she said, (as only a mother would know), “‘Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to get water, is the toilet?” 


Look What Oklahoma Has Been Doing!!!!

While everyone is focusing on Arizona ‘s new law, look what Oklahoma has been doing!!!!


 An update from  Oklahoma :

Oklahoma law passed, 37 to 9, had a few liberals in the mix, an amendment to place the Ten Commandments on the front entrance to the state capitol.  The feds in D.C., along with the ACLU, said it would be a mistake.  Hey this is a conservative state, based on Christian values…!   HB 1330

Guess what………. Oklahoma did it anyway.



Oklahoma recently passed a law in the state to incarcerate all illegal immigrants, and ship them back to where they came from unless they want to get a green card and become an American citizen.  They all scattered.  HB 1804. Hope we didn’t send any of them to your state.  This was against the advice of the Federal Government, and the ACLU, they said  it would be a mistake. 

Guess what………. Oklahoma did it anyway.

Recently we passed a law to include DNA samples from any and all illegal’s to the Oklahoma database, for criminal investigative purposes.  Pelosi said it was unconstitutional  SB 1102

Guess what…….. Oklahoma  did it anyway.



Several weeks ago, we passed a law, declaring   
Oklahoma as a Sovereign state, not under the Federal Government directives.  Joining  Texas , Montana  and Utah  as the only states to do so.    

More states are likely to follow:   Louisiana, Alabama ,  Georgia , the Carolina ‘s,  Tennessee , Kentucky , Missouri , Arkansas , West Virginia , Mississippi ,  Florida .  Save your confederate money, it appears the South is about to rise up once again. HJR 1003

The federal Government has made bold steps to take away our guns.  Oklahoma, a week ago, passed a law confirming people in this state have the right to bear arms and transport them in their vehicles.  I’m sure that was a set back for the criminals.  The Liberals didn’t like it   But ……

Guess what……… Oklahoma did it anyway.



Just this month, the state has voted and passed a law that ALL driver’s license exams will be printed in English, and only English, and no other language.  They have been called racist for doing this, but the fact is that ALL of the road signs are in English only.  If you want to drive in Oklahoma , you must read and write English.  Really simple.

By the way, the Liberals don’t like any of this either.


Guess what…who cares.. 
Oklahoma is doing it anyway.



There are teachers … and then there are educators!

According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington was recently faced with a unique problem.

A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lip stick, they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.

Every night the maintenance man would remove them, and the next day the girls would put them back.

Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night (you can just imagine the yawns from the little princesses).

To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required.

He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it. Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.

There are teachers … and then there are educators!

* J. Frawley, Sr.

Only In Iowa!

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A  Iowa farmer in his pickup, drove to a neighbor’s, and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door.
 
“Is your Dad home?” 
 “No sir, he isn’t; he went to town.”

 “Well, is your Mother here?”
 “No sir, she went to town with Dad.”

 “How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?”
 “No sir, He went with Mom and Dad.”

 The rancher stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the 
other, and mumbling to himself. 
 “Is there anything I can do for you? I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give dad a message.”

 “Well,” said the rancher uncomfortably, “I really wanted to talk to your Dad. It’s about your brother Howard getting my daughter, Suzie, pregnant.”‘

The boy thought for a moment. “You would have to talk to Dad about that. I know he charges $500 for the bull and $50 for the hog, but I don’t know how much he charges for Howard.”